At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
