I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Enjoy the penises
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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