You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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