Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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