Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
