Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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