There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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