I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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