You don't have asthma, your pregnant
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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