then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Randomize
