Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
