Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My vagina is very pro this idea
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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