Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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