guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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