what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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