And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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