So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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