okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
smell my finger.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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