In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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