Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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