woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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