Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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