The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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