so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
