Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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