Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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