i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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