Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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