I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
So squirting runs in the family.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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