She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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