Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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