I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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