it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
