We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
