you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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