Jerry, you need to find god
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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