your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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