Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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