Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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