Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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