Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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