Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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