Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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