Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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