Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Sober January is a disaster.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
