if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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