She is in my trunk
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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