stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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