I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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