You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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